Fool’s Day ..

So , Its April Fools Day today ..   

The origin of April Fools’ Day is obscure. One likely theory is that the modern holiday was first celebrated soon after the adoption of the Gregorian Calendar; the term referred to someone still adhering to the Julian Calendar, which it replaced.In many pre-Christian cultures May Day (May 1) was celebrated as the first day of summer, and signalled the start of the spring planting season. An April Fool was someone who did this prematurely. Another origin is that April 1 was counted the first day of the year in France. When King Charles IX changed that to January 1, some people stayed with April 1. Those who did were called “April Fools” and were taunted by their neighbors. In the eighteenth century the festival was often posited as going back to the times of Noah. An English newspaper article published on April 13th, 1789 said that the day had its origins when he sent the raven off too early, before the waters had receded. He did this on the first day of the Hebrew month that corresponds with April. A possible reference to April Fools’ Day can be seen in the Canterbury Tales  in the Nun’s Priest’s tale, a tale of two fools: Chanticleer and the fox, which took place on March 32nd.

When We were in Schools, We used to Think Lot of Pranks to make Some One a Fool…

Iranians Play Jokes on each other on the 13th day of the Persian New Year (Norouz), which falls on April 1 or April 2. This day, Celebrated as far back as 536 BC, is called Sizdah Bedar and is the Oldest Prank-Tradition in the World still alive Today; this Fact has Led many to Believe that April Fools’ Day has its origins in this tradition.

In Canada, they have a Tradition of Attaching the Paper Fish on the back of the Person they Fooled Without letting him know .The Flemish Tradition is for Children to Lock out their Parents or Teachers, only letting them in if they Promise to bring Treats the same Evening or the next day.

Some Jewish Communities have a Traditional Event called a Purim Spiel, which is Similar in many ways to April Fools’ Day. Fake newspaper articles are common.

 The Info is in Reference with Wikipedia ..http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day
I Remember, When we were in School , Once we had sent a Telegram to our Class Teacher that Her Mom is seriously Ill and she had to rush to her Home and we enjoyed the whole Day and Next day when she came we all were made to stand outside the principal’s room thorughout the day ..     
Do Anyone of you remember the funniest Pranks you ever did .. ??

Get Rid of the Clutter ..

Many People Carry Emotional Clutter With Them Even When Its Not Needed. Strange But True. Today I Was Reading The 'Brunch' And The Article On Emotional Clutter Caught My Attention. Every one Of Us Go Through The Bad Phase Of Life. All Of Us Know That This Happens And This Will Pass. All Of Know That Time Is The Best Medicine. But Why Is That We Humans Tend To Keep Sorrows With Us And Don’t Let Them Go Away From Our Life, From Our Minds. Well To This Date,  I Was Never Able To Understand Why Does This Happen. Happens With Me Too , But Did Not Ever Got The Solution. But I Guess This Is Very Natural And Has To Happen, Nobody Can Stop Happening It But Still Its In Your Hands To Take It Easy And Forget What Gives You Pain.

We Should Always Have The Attitude, I DONT CARE. Let The Others Go In Hell And Do What You Like To Do. Do What Gives You Pleasure. Do Not Compromise If You Cant Afford To. Lets Others Talk About You Whatever ,You Do What Pleases You. It Is Very True That One Is Living In A Society And One Has To Adjust Accordingly, But Still There Is A Lot That You Don’t Have To CARE.

I Have Seen And Experienced People Taking Others Seriously.Oh That Causes Too Much Pain. One Needs To Understand, There Is None Who Can Give You The Happiness Your Deserve Except You. Do Not Be Dependent On A Person For YOUR Happiness, Go And Work Out Yourself For It.

 

I Have Chosen ' I DONT GIVE A DAMM' Attitude,Beleive Me, Its Working For Me.

 

Marna Manaa Hai .. ( Dare you Die .. !! ) .. :P

Ever thought getting Punished after You Die ..   :P

There is a City called BORDEAUX In south west France,The mayor of this village  has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them ..  Lol ..   

The mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.

Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month’s local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.  Hahahahahhahaah .. Funny ..    

“It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me,” he said.      

(Reporting by Claude Canellas, Writing by Andrew Dobbie; editing by Sami Aboudi)

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL0552076620080305?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Take the Chill Pill ....

What would Happen if you Get Something that would Help you to Forget everything about the Past and let you Enjoy the Present , Looks Interesting and exciting , Isn’t It  .. ??

I was reading in Brunch the other day that Scientists are Developing a Medicine which will help you to Forget your Past Memories.I Personally feel that this is Great ,because as it is I am not Blessed with a very Strong Memory,I as it is forget most of the things,and every Day is a New Day to me with Fresh Mood and Fresh Thoughts,But tend to remember some things which i would like to forget too ,so that Medicine will really be Helpful.This will be Helpful for those People who go in Trauma because of the Bitter Memories they have in their Past.

Some say that this will be Bad because every Bad Experience teaches you something Good in Life and hence Gives you Strength.Now this is Funny according to Me ,If a Person has to Wait for a Bad Experience to Gain Some Strength ,(s)he would not be able to Enjoy the Life to Fullest,because Believe Me or Not ,Every Bad Incident Leaves a Dark Patch ,No Matter how Strong a Person Immitate to be.They say they can Live their Past remembering about their Experience be it Good or Bad,I would say what’s the need ,Y dont you live Your Present .. ?? .. They said everytime they face a Bad Moment ,They develop the Immunity to face it ,So If they forget their Experiences ,They will also Loose the Immunity to overcome the depression , this is a Invalid Point according to me .

I Once read somewhere,  ” A very Surprising / Funny Fact about the Mankind is that they Loose their Health to make Money and then loose their Money to restore their Health.By thinking anxiously about the Future,they forget about their Present,Such that,they live neither their Present nor their Future.They live as If  they’d Never Die and Die as if they’ve Never Lived” ..  So, this medicine will really help all of us to live and enjoy Our Present.

I am not sure what will be the name of that Medicine,But definately according to me its a Very Great Idea. What do you Guys think about it ,Is it Good or Bad ..  ??

Being Just Alone..................(Part 1 )

This is called being Alone ..

Boys = Dogs ..

The finest and the wildest species of Dogs found in the World are 'Boys'.They would hurt U from ur roots.The biggest 'Liers ' found on earth.They lack Guts.They are afraid of speaking Truth ..

Being friend ,they would cheat U by laughing on the pain u share with them..

Being best friends ,they would cheat U by Immitating that they are the ones who cares for U a LOT.

Being boyfriends ,they would cheat U by sleeping around every night with diferent gurls and would make U beleive that they are the 'saints' .

Being a Husband ,They  are ashamed of letting other people know that they are married,would potray to the whole world that  they are single and are so emotionally weak.They would dream about other gurls,would chat with all the Single gurls and would show their wife themselves as if they are the 'Biziest ' person in the whole world.

Never Trust them to lead a Healthy life.Infact i wold contradict myself here ,Dogs are much better than them.Atleast a Dog in your house would be 'URS' and would be loyal with you till their last breath..

However like everything Exceptions are there ,But I dint find them so No views on this..

HATE boys and Happy Valentines day .....

Few Tips 2 B HAPPY .................

Eat breakfast every morning:  For me breakfast (break- fast) is something which consists of small, short and quick meals, so have breakfast between every meal and quite very often, your stomach has a direct link with your brain, till the time you have food in your stomach your brain will be active and hence you will be happy…       

Practice good dental hygiene: Good teeth are the reason of having a good heart. So, always keep a Tooth pick around. After every meal, dig your tooth with the tooth pick and maintain your healthy teeth.  .  :D  Healthy teeth means a good smile, indirectly people around you will be happy and ultimately you are also happy……          

Join a Book Club:  I have started noticing that people have started reading more and more books. So you can join a book club, Steal the books and donate it to your friends, they will bless you and you will be happy ultimately…     

Get Out of the House: Always tucked in bed and just keeping your self ONLY in the house would make you a BIG BORE. Get out ….       :D

Never get in and you will always feel refreshed and energetic.

Start a Blog: Spark a online discussion (Like most of already do here) with the topics so that your fellow bloggers should start breaking their lcd screens or heads in anger…       :D

Call Old Friends  : Incase you think you have not spoken to your old friends and you still have their number stored in your cell, Just call them up now and abuse them ,It will be a change for you and for them as well  .      

Host a Party  : At this time of recession when nobody would like to over spend ,You can do something different ,go to ‘Sabzi mandi’ after the trading hours ,when nothing is left for you to buy and for them to sell, at that time they just throw the wastage ,you can collect the same and with your innovative ideas ,you can prepare a new dish ,show your cooking skills ..      

Stop Taking things Personally: Never take anything personally .Just let people abuse you and you can keep the cotton buds to let them speak. Incase people around you are over expressive ,you can wear goggles painted black to avoid seeing them their actions ….      

Ask for a raise  : You can smash yourself or the other person( your choice)  ,But ask for the raise ,You are the only reason that your company is earning revenew,You should be only paid ,why others have to take your share ..     

Keep your inbox empty: Most of us keep the pending work in the inbox so that they can quickly cross check what is pending for them, to be happier ,to can delete all the mails as soon as they get on in your inbox and be assured that you have completed your work very well ..     
Note : This is just imagination and some emails are moulded , Please DO NOT FOLLOW the description part but you can FOLLOW the headings to actually be happy